This is a happy story. It has a happy ending. Everyone who lives,
lives happily-ever-after, and everyone who dies, deserves to do so because
they are bad people.

     The story has a hero and the hero is big, strong and brave and he gets thegirl who is very beautiful, and loves him passionately, and that's the way it should be. Of course, even the bad people deserve some mercy so nobody dies violently. Everyone who dies does so with a smile on their face and there is never a drop of blood spilt.

     And just to even things up, for every bad person who dies, a gentle
innocent child is born to loving parents who lavish the child with just
the right amount of praise and encouragement and let go the day the child
is ready to fly free on its own.

    There is no disease in this story. Our hero thinks he might have a cold
but it turns out he's mistaken because nobody ever gets sick.

    Of course, there is sadness. But the puppy makes a full recovery and
everybody smiles through pearly-white teeth and sings happy songs in
beautiful lilting voices, raising their words to the heavens, thanking the
Lord for making little white puppies.

   I haven't thought of a name for this story yet. I just set out to achieve
a work of fiction. What do you reckon? Do you think I've achieved it. Is
there enough fiction in there for you?